Wolverine
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Trevor Fink
Spooky Story
The wolverine may look like a cute and
cuddly stuffed bear, but looks are sometimes very deceiving. So be
careful if you come across a wolverine in the wild. As it's playing in
the snow minding its own
business, the wolverine is actually luring you
into a trap. The round face, short, round ears and friendly eyes are
impossible to resist. But the wolverine's eyes hold an evil truth. It's
a cold-blooded psychopath! You may be intrigued by nature's perfect
serial killer, but beware, the closer you get, the less likely you will
escape the wrath of this thrumpy gaited beast. With a capability to
reach a speed of at least 40 kilometers an hour, you'll be lucky to get
away. And maybe you'll run into a wolverine that has just eaten. It's
too full to finish you off. Just remember that with super sharp teeth
and a jaw that can bite through bone and frozen meat, you may be better
off dead than alive.
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