Whale Jokes

Q: How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?
 A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

Q:  What time is it when a whale runs into your boat?
A:  Time to get a new boat.

Q:  Why do whales cross the ocean?
A:  To ge to the other tide.

Q:  Why do whales sing?
A:  Because they can't talk.

Q: Where are whales weighed?
A: At a whale weigh station

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