Fun With Moose!

Time to relax! Below are some fun things associated with moose:

Jokes

1.) A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a Moose standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the Moose is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the Moose and asks him,
"Ah excuse me Mister Moose, but what are you doing?"

The Moose replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to those who are out standing in their field."

2.) Q: What has antlers and sucks blood?
A: A moose-quito!

3.) Q: What do you get when you cross a mouse and a deer?
 A: Mickey Moose

4.) Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success.

Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.

They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.

When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, “Okay, let’s get out and get him.”

After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, “The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?”

The guy in the front says, “Well, I’m going to start nibbling grass, but you’d better brace yourself.”

Videos with Moose

If You Give a Moose a Muffin - One of my favorite childhood books

Bow hunter shoots moose within 10 feet - This video is incredible. The moose was so close to him!

Moose in a Pool - Pretty cool!

Moose Recipes

Moose Meatloaf

1 egg
¾ c. milk
1 c. shredded Cheddar cheese (Colby Jack is also good)
½ c. quick cooking oats
½ c. chopped onion
1 tsp. salt
1 ½ tsp. Garlic Pepper
1 lb. ground moose / elk
1 c. ketchup
3/4 c. packed brown sugar
1 ½ tsp. prepared mustard

Directions:
In a bowl, beat the egg and milk. Stir in cheese, oats, onion, salt, & pepper. Let sit for five minutes to let the oats soak up the egg and milk mixture. Add ground moose/elk, then mix well (it works better if you mix it with your hands). At this point you can shape into eight mini loaves and place in a greased 13 x 9 baking dish, or you can just make one big loaf and place in a greased bread pan. Combine ketchup, mustard, and brown sugar. Stir. Spoon over loaves or loaf. Bake, uncovered, at 350 degrees for 1 hr. or until a meat thermometer inserted in center of loaf reads 160 degrees..
I got this recipe from Cooking with SusieQ

The moose is a very nutritious and delicious source of food for humans. It offers many nutrients and provides a different flavor than beef or ham.

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